What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:10
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Then came..
EchoStar Soars 49% As Trump Urges FCC To Settle Dispute - Investor's Business Daily
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons